I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1212. | Maxwell (encryptaurum) | 100.62 | 97% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1213. | 4pple (applesa0ce) | 100.62 | 97.1% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1214. | kifer (kifer) | 100.61 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1215. | Banane (bananeog) | 100.59 | 98% | 2025-10-05 |
| 1216. | Tim (penguins178) | 100.58 | 97.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1217. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 100.54 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1218. | ROMBOOMBEN (romboomben) | 100.51 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1219. | Bucky (buhcky) | 100.45 | 96% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1220. | Kyo (lowmario) | 100.44 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 1221. | Ally (2_ally_) | 100.44 | 98% | 2025-06-30 |
| 1222. | Ayaan (vella_n) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1223. | V01D (inferno888) | 100.39 | 97.9% | 2024-03-02 |
| 1224. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 100.38 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1225. | rdtup (rdtup) | 100.38 | 96% | 2025-03-06 |
| 1226. | raiden (raiden_simp) | 100.36 | 98% | 2025-09-09 |
| 1227. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 100.35 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 1228. | cassheeww (cassheeww) | 100.34 | 98% | 2024-09-07 |
| 1229. | UTF (utf8) | 100.34 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1230. | MS (damanthc) | 100.34 | 96.8% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1231. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 100.32 | 97.5% | 2024-10-23 |
| 1232. | qui (_quixoticc) | 100.31 | 98.3% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1233. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 100.30 | 96% | 2026-04-22 |
| 1234. | Haru (sasakiharu) | 100.29 | 98.9% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1235. | (andop) | 100.29 | 97.2% | 2023-08-06 |
| 1236. | Orange (orangelover7) | 100.27 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 1237. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 100.23 | 98.6% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1238. | malew (jpen369) | 100.23 | 95.9% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1239. | Conhor (lininmist) | 100.19 | 96.7% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1240. | monkeyman (monkeyman3200) | 100.17 | 98.6% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1241. | Viktor (wector77y) | 100.15 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |