I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 3119. | Alex (eagles1106) | 109.24 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 3120. | Devota (devota) | 109.24 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 3121. | penrose (penrosecat) | 109.23 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 3122. | N (nrambo2000) | 109.23 | 97% | 2016-12-24 |
| 3123. | Khastro (peterakd) | 109.22 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
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| 3125. | + (thevulture) | 109.22 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
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| 3127. | Nannoo (nannoo) | 109.22 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3128. | pomgie (achan66) | 109.21 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
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| 3130. | RayRay (fiery2) | 109.21 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 3131. | Ted (xted) | 109.21 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3132. | Jason (jasoone) | 109.20 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3133. | Alicia (aliciamichele) | 109.19 | 99.5% | 2024-10-09 |
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| 3135. | Nick (njcanderson) | 109.18 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3136. | UTF (utf8) | 109.18 | 96.9% | 2024-05-19 |
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| 3139. | TypingOnALaptop (typingonla... | 109.18 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |