So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14335. | Hieu (quanghieu1012) | 77.63 | 96% | 2013-05-27 |
| 14336. | Jackery (hamshank) | 77.63 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 14337. | baha (bahakz) | 77.63 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 14338. | johnny (porkmania) | 77.62 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 14339. | Lazuline (kohakuiro) | 77.62 | 97% | 2013-10-09 |
| 14340. | Fransisco (dei_of_speed) | 77.62 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
| 14341. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 77.62 | 93% | 2016-10-17 |
| 14342. | Weeshter (weesther) | 77.61 | 95.8% | 2023-05-18 |
| 14343. | Shakti (shaktian) | 77.61 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 14344. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 77.61 | 100% | 2018-06-16 |
| 14345. | Ram (ramg95) | 77.61 | 95% | 2013-09-15 |
| 14346. | JS (druxl) | 77.61 | 98% | 2013-09-01 |
| 14347. | Appel (appeltert) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14348. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 77.60 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 14349. | evan (eash628) | 77.60 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 14350. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 77.60 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 14351. | Sashwin (switch_0107) | 77.59 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 14352. | pusdestroyer (cyleux) | 77.59 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 14353. | Isaac (zeek9716) | 77.59 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 14354. | Mark (corollal) | 77.59 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 14355. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14356. | Cezar (iamagod666) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| 14357. | Dess (usuck) | 77.59 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 14358. | Paul (revolt12) | 77.59 | 94% | 2012-02-12 |
| 14359. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 77.59 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| 14360. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 77.59 | 94% | 2014-04-28 |
| 14361. | Arthas (arthalich) | 77.58 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 14362. | Patrik (pbody) | 77.58 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14363. | Jalil (jac28088788) | 77.58 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 14364. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 77.58 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |