So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4956. | Lambdaa (cenkb) | 99.21 | 91% | 2014-01-05 |
| 4957. | pablo (druglord) | 99.20 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4958. | Daniel (danielhalim244) | 99.20 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4959. | Bwong (prodigyy) | 99.20 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 4960. | floppyfish278 (floppyfish2789) | 99.20 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4961. | Steven (stervel) | 99.20 | 98.2% | 2023-08-19 |
| 4962. | Reyque (reyquexd) | 99.20 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4963. | Rodan (rodcuber) | 99.20 | 96% | 2016-10-28 |
| 4964. | Matt (uzername) | 99.20 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 4965. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 99.19 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 4966. | raz🐢 (razman) | 99.19 | 94% | 2012-12-14 |
| 4967. | Azuul (coolve) | 99.19 | 90% | 2015-02-01 |
| 4968. | (✿ ◕‿◕) (heavyseas) | 99.19 | 88% | 2013-08-26 |
| 4969. | Vi§hal (vishal_sirhind@yah... | 99.19 | 96% | 2014-01-17 |
| 4970. | James (antrix) | 99.19 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
| 4971. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 99.18 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4972. | NNNNNAAATTOO (natoxo) | 99.17 | 97% | 2013-04-01 |
| 4973. | Deniz (usrbin) | 99.17 | 98% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4974. | William (obaws) | 99.17 | 94% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4975. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 99.15 | 97% | 2016-07-06 |
| 4976. | Mary (zmds2004) | 99.15 | 86% | 2014-09-02 |
| 4977. | ceique (yogs) | 99.15 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 4978. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 99.14 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 4979. | Andrew (exhaustfreak) | 99.14 | 98% | 2013-05-16 |
| 4980. | Neko (stanoje) | 99.14 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 4981. | Irfan (magictoast) | 99.14 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 4982. | imaginary (imaginarypowerunit) | 99.14 | 95% | 2012-12-08 |
| 4983. | pugman (thepugpro) | 99.13 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 4984. | paul (superspys) | 99.13 | 96% | 2015-11-08 |
| 4985. | aaindhu (aaindtharivalan_p) | 99.13 | 98% | 2015-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |