The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9278. | rudude (rudude) | 48.48 | 94% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9279. | Nyp3r (nyp3r) | 48.48 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9280. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 9281. | Tommygun0509 (tommygun0509) | 48.48 | 98% | 2013-05-18 |
| 9282. | Ar (azzztec) | 48.48 | 85% | 2016-12-29 |
| 9283. | john (demoneye123) | 48.48 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9284. | Maku (maku) | 48.48 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 9285. | elipeta (elipeta) | 48.48 | 86% | 2014-04-21 |
| 9286. | Hunk..1 (ravi292799) | 48.48 | 89% | 2012-04-23 |
| 9287. | hajar (hajar) | 48.48 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 9288. | Alex (auft) | 48.48 | 93% | 2018-09-14 |
| 9289. | hado (hado113) | 48.47 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9290. | undral (kfr4536) | 48.47 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 9291. | Muhammad (ans_9265) | 48.47 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9292. | Wajeeh (wajeeh) | 48.47 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 9293. | Jeƒƒ (juggydog) | 48.47 | 91% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9294. | Vishal (vpm911) | 48.46 | 93% | 2019-06-11 |
| 9295. | Usmon (usmonjonh) | 48.46 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9296. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 48.46 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 9297. | hieu (thuonglongsinh) | 48.46 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 9298. | humm (humm) | 48.46 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 9299. | rabindra (syal) | 48.46 | 96% | 2011-12-15 |
| 9300. | Mr (mrwar) | 48.46 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 9301. | Omar (omarilayan27) | 48.45 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9302. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 48.45 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
| 9303. | muhire (muhire.robert@yahoo... | 48.45 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 9304. | Emily (deathsaura) | 48.45 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 9305. | ABID (abidali) | 48.44 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 9306. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 48.44 | 92% | 2021-01-10 |
| 9307. | MVVV (hanoi) | 48.44 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |