The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31694. | Angie (1angie) | 47.49 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 31695. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 47.48 | 93% | 2020-11-09 |
| 31696. | Mary (mary199314) | 47.48 | 90% | 2011-07-02 |
| 31697. | Skilton (skilton) | 47.47 | 94% | 2018-11-27 |
| 31698. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 47.47 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 31699. | Dohak (dohak) | 47.46 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 31700. | David (mrhoax) | 47.45 | 93% | 2018-04-19 |
| 31701. | Ganesh (ganeshcrats) | 47.45 | 93% | 2017-08-14 |
| 31702. | Borys (jehuda) | 47.43 | 85% | 2015-02-26 |
| 31703. | Maggie (mglalo19) | 47.43 | 91% | 2015-08-03 |
| 31704. | lo (raymondsung) | 47.43 | 82% | 2011-11-10 |
| 31705. | Naaz (naziya) | 47.43 | 96% | 2011-05-04 |
| 31706. | Saad Ahmed (saadahmed12858) | 47.42 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 31707. | Parker (park1001) | 47.39 | 83% | 2016-07-16 |
| 31708. | Megen (itsmegduh) | 47.39 | 92% | 2022-02-22 |
| 31709. | Jose (josejosejosejose) | 47.39 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
| 31710. | watermelon (pineapple_pen) | 47.37 | 93% | 2022-08-07 |
| 31711. | ocean (oceanserpent) | 47.37 | 95% | 2012-09-15 |
| 31712. | saleem (frari) | 47.37 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
| 31713. | yw (usingu) | 47.37 | 87% | 2012-11-25 |
| 31714. | Hasan (hasan_2809) | 47.35 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 31715. | wenjie (wenjie) | 47.35 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 31716. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 47.34 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31717. | galt (siuto) | 47.34 | 94% | 2021-03-10 |
| 31718. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 47.34 | 88% | 2013-07-08 |
| 31719. | Sanghwa (notu98) | 47.32 | 88% | 2012-09-02 |
| 31720. | Lityu (lityu) | 47.32 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 31721. | Dvorak (dvoraknewb) | 47.32 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 31722. | Black (the_black_diamond) | 47.31 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 31723. | Mike (groinofsteel) | 47.30 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |