So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27484. | Johnny (john_eric) | 57.00 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 27485. | Bro (bromia) | 57.00 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| 27486. | Thomas (buzzfish12216) | 57.00 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 27487. | Rin (namiakta) | 57.00 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 27488. | Henry (squidhs) | 57.00 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 27489. | jim (jimenez) | 57.00 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 27490. | Igum (igumhau) | 57.00 | 95% | 2012-03-16 |
| 27491. | Akash (akashagr) | 57.00 | 94% | 2016-11-27 |
| 27492. | 浩然 (whr88) | 56.99 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 27493. | Oliver (linearboy) | 56.99 | 93% | 2022-10-16 |
| 27494. | Kim (ntk02) | 56.99 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 27495. | Ali (alijoon) | 56.99 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 27496. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 56.99 | 93% | 2015-05-28 |
| 27497. | Sonny (plan) | 56.99 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
| 27498. | Cong (darkness1102) | 56.99 | 93% | 2011-10-10 |
| 27499. | James (crucial) | 56.99 | 89% | 2012-03-22 |
| 27500. | Sean Francis Kilem (seansty... | 56.98 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 27501. | yousef (eastking) | 56.98 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 27502. | Mani (user_mani) | 56.98 | 94% | 2023-02-21 |
| 27503. | CGreasy (cgreasy1) | 56.98 | 90% | 2013-10-24 |
| 27504. | ನವೀನ (navi) (naveen... | 56.98 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 27505. | Ersin (epcnhkapa) | 56.98 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 27506. | lo (raymondsung) | 56.98 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
| 27507. | theo- (theo_) | 56.98 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
| 27508. | ALL (0gets) | 56.98 | 93% | 2016-09-16 |
| 27509. | Al (sdb23) | 56.98 | 83% | 2011-05-18 |
| 27510. | irfan (hanip) | 56.98 | 94% | 2013-10-27 |
| 27511. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 56.98 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 27512. | Alant (alant_sabu) | 56.97 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 27513. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 56.97 | 94% | 2018-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |