I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6428. | juicemax (juicemax9) | 100.58 | 98.2% | 2023-12-27 |
| 6429. | Nuts (sumguy69) | 100.58 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6430. | Justin (juicebro) | 100.57 | 95.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 6431. | Jerry (jerryz123) | 100.57 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 6432. | Neko (pippaola) | 100.57 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 6433. | Nate (rolingad) | 100.57 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 6434. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 100.56 | 100% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6435. | yoname (yoname) | 100.56 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 6436. | Dara (adoran) | 100.56 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 6437. | Jacob (jryyz) | 100.56 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6438. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 100.56 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 6439. | Erin (erinbaatarian) | 100.55 | 97.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 6440. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 100.54 | 99.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 6441. | Russell (glizzygobbler420) | 100.54 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 6442. | Mor (morteih) | 100.54 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 6443. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 100.54 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 6444. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 100.53 | 99% | 2025-06-03 |
| 6445. | un (tadojevski) | 100.53 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
| 6446. | Jack (user85793) | 100.53 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
| 6447. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 100.53 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 6448. | Thiago (thiagoventura413) | 100.52 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 6449. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 100.52 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 6450. | sofa (sofaaa) | 100.52 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 6451. | sda (sdaa) | 100.52 | 99% | 2018-07-19 |
| 6452. | pineapples (pineapplejam) | 100.50 | 100% | 2020-10-29 |
| 6453. | Captain (scrubwrecker666) | 100.50 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6454. | grossdesign (grossdesign) | 100.49 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 6455. | H (harshu11) | 100.49 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6456. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 100.49 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 6457. | W̴̷̢͜͝e͡s̵҉͟ (theft) | 100.49 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |