Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16567. | Casey (casecar) | 74.26 | 94% | 2014-09-02 |
| 16568. | Fuzzy (fuzzy94) | 74.26 | 93% | 2016-05-04 |
| 16569. | Melissa (melissuh) | 74.26 | 96% | 2014-01-25 |
| 16570. | Kevin (kytrex) | 74.26 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 16571. | Holo (aisha23__) | 74.26 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 16572. | Quan (tmquan98) | 74.26 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 16573. | Leo (kalbshirn) | 74.25 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 16574. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 74.25 | 92% | 2012-09-07 |
| 16575. | mctuvok (mctuvok) | 74.25 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 16576. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 74.25 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 16577. | SlipperySlope (eeilu) | 74.25 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 16578. | Me (me_myself) | 74.25 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 16579. | Alex (thejiro) | 74.25 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 16580. | Stepan (a_s_v) | 74.25 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 16581. | venkat (venkatvb) | 74.25 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16582. | Nid (cyanid_) | 74.25 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 16583. | Federico (_cali) | 74.24 | 91% | 2017-01-01 |
| 16584. | Glen (mclaren1988) | 74.24 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
| 16585. | rang (idletekz) | 74.24 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 16586. | Ryan (silvanite) | 74.24 | 97% | 2012-07-24 |
| 16587. | Wicked (sagarstorm) | 74.24 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 16588. | kramkoob (user1928) | 74.24 | 92% | 2014-03-21 |
| 16589. | 👻 (james7890) | 74.23 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 16590. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 74.23 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 16591. | emelie (emunch7) | 74.23 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 16592. | reem (bacil123) | 74.23 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 16593. | Mr Boring (mrboring) | 74.22 | 97% | 2016-02-01 |
| 16594. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 74.22 | 99% | 2013-02-27 |
| 16595. | Peter (korssie) | 74.22 | 96.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16596. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 74.22 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |