So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34950. | emo (emo93) | 40.99 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 34951. | Akberen (asembek_akberen) | 40.98 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 34952. | sarom (sarompsebm2) | 40.98 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 34953. | helga (pataki29) | 40.97 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 34954. | Dong Ho (sdh9428) | 40.97 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 34955. | Elaine (ely96) | 40.97 | 90% | 2016-08-04 |
| 34956. | Oc Tieu (nhoc) | 40.97 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 34957. | DAT (nguyenkhanhtiendat) | 40.96 | 88% | 2011-10-25 |
| 34958. | Candy (duke) | 40.94 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 34959. | Ansari (ansari) | 40.94 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 34960. | Sasuke (the_boy23) | 40.93 | 91.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 34961. | Gordon (threekings) | 40.93 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 34962. | rabah (rabah) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-05-28 |
| 34963. | ortal (ortalevin) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 34964. | mylene (meilyn) | 40.93 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 34965. | margi (margii) | 40.92 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 34966. | tawaha (tawaha) | 40.91 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
| 34967. | J (useneolayout) | 40.91 | 90% | 2015-05-12 |
| 34968. | madhan (maddar) | 40.91 | 93% | 2017-09-16 |
| 34969. | caotang (caotangxm) | 40.91 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 34970. | bonz (bonz) | 40.91 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 34971. | Tin (tinla) | 40.90 | 94% | 2019-05-12 |
| 34972. | Poo (40_in_schoolzone) | 40.90 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 34973. | Jordi (jordi0lle) | 40.89 | 93% | 2021-09-13 |
| 34974. | Jon (jonchen) | 40.89 | 94% | 2011-05-15 |
| 34975. | Ismo (izmomac) | 40.88 | 93% | 2021-10-06 |
| 34976. | Yehia (yehiabehery) | 40.88 | 86% | 2015-01-13 |
| 34977. | Ceejay (pentagoof) | 40.87 | 92% | 2017-12-07 |
| 34978. | Mangkanor (mangkanor00) | 40.87 | 95% | 2019-10-21 |
| 34979. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 40.86 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |