I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5563. | Zito (zrelova) | 98.74 | 98% | 2023-12-13 |
| 5564. | Plamore (pjsb1) | 98.74 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 5565. | MigL (migl_) | 98.73 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
| 5566. | Justin (justinh12) | 98.73 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 5567. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 98.73 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5568. | Gavin (gavtoaster) | 98.72 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5569. | loshmi (loshmi) | 98.71 | 96.1% | 2025-01-31 |
| 5570. | Asgard (iasgard) | 98.71 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5571. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 98.71 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5572. | Petr (missile) | 98.71 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 5573. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 98.71 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 5574. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 98.70 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5575. | Ollie (typing555) | 98.70 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5576. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 98.70 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5577. | CHICO LINGUIÇA (gel4ever) | 98.70 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5578. | Francisco (ffdc) | 98.70 | 99% | 2016-11-10 |
| 5579. | Andrew (trazer) | 98.69 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5580. | Cyka Blyat (shinolord98) | 98.69 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5581. | Roma (useflame) | 98.69 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5582. | Rowan (rorokell5) | 98.68 | 98% | 2023-11-06 |
| 5583. | MDFG (zra3) | 98.68 | 97.8% | 2024-01-07 |
| 5584. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 98.68 | 98.7% | 2023-06-26 |
| 5585. | FAZuH (fazuh) | 98.68 | 99% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5586. | skizzie (skizzie) | 98.68 | 97% | 2025-12-04 |
| 5587. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 98.67 | 97% | 2015-04-23 |
| 5588. | r o l d - (skyclasher) | 98.66 | 92% | 2015-10-07 |
| 5589. | John (jhakala) | 98.66 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 5590. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 98.65 | 97.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 5591. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 98.65 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 5592. | Teegey (teegey) | 98.65 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |