So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28587. | Sally (maja) | 54.84 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 28588. | maaeab (moemenahmed) | 54.83 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 28589. | Not Me (grayhat57) | 54.83 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 28590. | olotok (olotok) | 54.83 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 28591. | Divyesh (divyeshm) | 54.83 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 28592. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 54.83 | 94% | 2021-04-10 |
| 28593. | Mikołaj (iimikus) | 54.83 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 28594. | Raziel23 (raziel23) | 54.83 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 28595. | Ridhuan (rydhuan) | 54.83 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 28596. | Melissa (mrswunschel) | 54.83 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 28597. | ho (hokawing888) | 54.83 | 94% | 2012-01-02 |
| 28598. | Sweta (sweta.phpdev@gmail.com) | 54.82 | 95% | 2016-03-09 |
| 28599. | Ritesh (ritesh_98) | 54.82 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 28600. | Travis (lynks) | 54.82 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 28601. | Agnes (lem123) | 54.82 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 28602. | Arifuzzaman (arifchy) | 54.82 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 28603. | Willem (migeltf) | 54.81 | 93% | 2023-01-12 |
| 28604. | うーろん (urouro45) | 54.81 | 89% | 2014-04-06 |
| 28605. | Waseem03098513163 (waseem3737) | 54.80 | 95% | 2022-11-27 |
| 28606. | Mike (plasmo24) | 54.80 | 95% | 2023-03-04 |
| 28607. | Pawat (pawat4988) | 54.80 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 28608. | Girl (piemaniac) | 54.80 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| 28609. | pupu (lilylin520) | 54.80 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 28610. | Malcolm (lampshadess) | 54.80 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 28611. | Dastan (dustinkz) | 54.80 | 92% | 2013-02-18 |
| 28612. | Artainis1432 (artainis1432) | 54.80 | 90% | 2016-07-23 |
| 28613. | goku (goku6987) | 54.80 | 94% | 2011-08-05 |
| 28614. | Abu (abusadat) | 54.80 | 94% | 2014-06-24 |
| 28615. | Brandon (brandong22) | 54.79 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 28616. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 54.79 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |