The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13685. | Malachi (kolache3) | 82.09 | 98.1% | 2024-06-27 |
| 13686. | Dekkres (dekkres) | 82.09 | 96.3% | 2024-02-02 |
| 13687. | rome (1ensh1) | 82.09 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 13688. | Kyle (_dukz) | 82.09 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 13689. | Ivan (ivan2532) | 82.08 | 97% | 2024-07-08 |
| 13690. | Zach (westmanman) | 82.08 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 13691. | JJ Yu (jjyu) | 82.08 | 99% | 2025-05-04 |
| 13692. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 82.08 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 13693. | Anthony V (antv) | 82.08 | 97.3% | 2024-01-29 |
| 13694. | Brady (bradymoller) | 82.08 | 92.3% | 2025-05-30 |
| 13695. | Tấn Lợi (tanloi3004) | 82.08 | 99% | 2015-01-03 |
| 13696. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 82.08 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 13697. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 82.07 | 96.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 13698. | kb noob (akh7) | 82.07 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 13699. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 82.07 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 13700. | KantoDream (kantodream) | 82.07 | 89% | 2014-01-04 |
| 13701. | P1E (urmammatron) | 82.06 | 94% | 2024-04-17 |
| 13702. | 4b0c (4b0c_) | 82.06 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13703. | Fyre2031 (fyre2031) | 82.06 | 94.6% | 2025-03-28 |
| 13704. | Francisco (franciscotii) | 82.06 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 13705. | Cassandra (cassaluna) | 82.06 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 13706. | Jessica (jessicle) | 82.06 | 93% | 2015-12-05 |
| 13707. | Ismail (aismail90) | 82.06 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 13708. | john (johanwo) | 82.06 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
| 13709. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 82.06 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| 13710. | GingerBeard (gingerbeard442) | 82.05 | 98% | 2025-02-24 |
| 13711. | Bofa the Goblin (razorce723) | 82.05 | 97% | 2024-11-12 |
| 13712. | Angela (angcortez) | 82.05 | 93% | 2012-01-15 |
| 13713. | Genaro (tamemister) | 82.05 | 98% | 2024-09-30 |
| 13714. | Lili PRO MAX (kazoe) | 82.05 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |