Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8504. | Brigita (bribri01) | 89.13 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8505. | Jimmy (cthuluhoop123) | 89.13 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 8506. | Boris (oipunk77) | 89.12 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 8507. | Todd (orphinem) | 89.12 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8508. | raz🐢 (razman) | 89.12 | 91% | 2012-10-21 |
| 8509. | Anthony (anthonymunoz_) | 89.12 | 94% | 2015-12-16 |
| 8510. | Will (downtoearthdev) | 89.12 | 97.7% | 2023-08-05 |
| 8511. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 89.11 | 98% | 2016-07-12 |
| 8512. | Guregu (guregu) | 89.11 | 92% | 2016-11-04 |
| 8513. | Savana (ssantos) | 89.11 | 98% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8514. | Flaze07 (flaze07) | 89.11 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| 8515. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 89.11 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8516. | kaila (curlycoder) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8517. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 89.11 | 99% | 2014-06-17 |
| 8518. | Timothy (adral) | 89.11 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
| 8519. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 89.11 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 8520. | Uritziel (uritziel) | 89.10 | 98% | 2013-12-17 |
| 8521. | Ashley (queen_of_boredom) | 89.10 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
| 8522. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 89.10 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8523. | Ashish (cty27love) | 89.09 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 8524. | rip byron (don_) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 8525. | Greased (greaseddog) | 89.09 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 8526. | Jo (kazekidou) | 89.09 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 8527. | Tim (timvermeulen) | 89.09 | 98% | 2014-07-02 |
| 8528. | Justin (tokomaki) | 89.08 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 8529. | Chris (chrissstone) | 89.08 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 8530. | ph (phmi) | 89.08 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8531. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 89.08 | 95% | 2014-05-31 |
| 8532. | late_runner (late_runner) | 89.08 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8533. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 89.08 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |