Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1700. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 83.36 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 1701. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 83.36 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1702. | NYCFINEST (nycfinesse) | 83.35 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1703. | imtiaz ali channar tandojam... | 83.35 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1704. | Henry! (phd_h) | 83.34 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1705. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 83.34 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1706. | Hey (goodgames) | 83.32 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1707. | A (amielle) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1708. | Tami (tamcam) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1709. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 83.27 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1710. | Sam (realsamxu) | 83.26 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1711. | Mr (noxerp) | 83.25 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1712. | Kurushii (kurushii_drive) | 83.25 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 1713. | Kei (azathoth4) | 83.24 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 1714. | Kylee (adashingskypirate) | 83.24 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 1715. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 83.23 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1716. | Urgency (urgency) | 83.22 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1717. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 83.21 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1718. | Adnan (adnan11) | 83.19 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1719. | DarkMunkey (doctorlizard) | 83.18 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1720. | xdlolxd (fildoox99) | 83.17 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1721. | mmsmmsmms (aznbacon) | 83.15 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1722. | Delta (jagonu) | 83.13 | 94% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1723. | Henry (clifford_types) | 83.13 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1724. | Sam (flamincactus) | 83.12 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1725. | Merrick (skmq) | 83.11 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1726. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 83.10 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1727. | Joe (bop1000) | 83.10 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 1728. | barney (b4rn1k4) | 83.10 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1729. | Sahil (sahilm) | 83.09 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |