The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4479. | Jacob (jl99) | 104.50 | 98% | 2013-04-07 |
| 4480. | Young (slinky773) | 104.49 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 4481. | Alutic (alutic) | 104.49 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 4482. | Isaac (newtion) | 104.49 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 4483. | General (generalmalorn) | 104.48 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 4484. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 104.48 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 4485. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 104.48 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 4486. | Justin (clitorasaurus) | 104.48 | 98% | 2011-12-11 |
| 4487. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 104.47 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 4488. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 104.47 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 4489. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 104.46 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 4490. | Jakes (dron3z) | 104.46 | 96% | 2012-12-30 |
| 4491. | Arun (arun808) | 104.46 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4492. | Keiko (hulagrl88) | 104.45 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 4493. | Leoking (pentatonix) | 104.45 | 94% | 2014-02-03 |
| 4494. | Samir (weredeer708) | 104.45 | 98% | 2011-09-27 |
| 4495. | Upendi (upendi) | 104.44 | 98% | 2015-03-24 |
| 4496. | frontier64 (frontier64) | 104.44 | 100% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4497. | Marcus (marcusmandarin) | 104.44 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4498. | Ryan (rockman829) | 104.43 | 94% | 2016-07-01 |
| 4499. | Agueroooo (chazgordy) | 104.43 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4500. | Helgi (helgim) | 104.43 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 4501. | Julianne (jdunn80) | 104.43 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 4502. | Cherry (butterfly19) | 104.42 | 99% | 2019-12-30 |
| 4503. | NJD (njdolphin) | 104.42 | 95% | 2015-01-31 |
| 4504. | Dambi (tomino) | 104.41 | 97% | 2015-01-12 |
| 4505. | David (digtron) | 104.41 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 4506. | Jean (xjean) | 104.41 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 4507. | nerodark (nerodark) | 104.41 | 100% | 2013-12-25 |
| 4508. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 104.40 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |