The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16287. | E (evan_30) | 79.72 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 16288. | Jason (philphan25) | 79.72 | 96% | 2014-01-06 |
| 16289. | ayy (ayyyyyyuss) | 79.72 | 99% | 2024-09-06 |
| 16290. | Jim (okybibuy) | 79.72 | 92% | 2011-05-19 |
| 16291. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 79.72 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 16292. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 79.72 | 99% | 2017-05-21 |
| 16293. | Nick (hobomichaels) | 79.72 | 98% | 2019-01-30 |
| 16294. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 79.72 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 16295. | Pirate (s4rawberry) | 79.72 | 93% | 2012-04-25 |
| 16296. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 79.72 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 16297. | sWhetty (swhetty) | 79.71 | 97% | 2024-06-29 |
| 16298. | leo._.t_ (ssjrose) | 79.71 | 95% | 2024-02-12 |
| 16299. | Gilbert (ooblek) | 79.71 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 16300. | Origami (0rigami) | 79.71 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16301. | Krzysztof (cheekibreeki) | 79.71 | 93% | 2016-05-04 |
| 16302. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 79.71 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 16303. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 79.70 | 96% | 2026-03-20 |
| 16304. | Akxmat (iblamemechanical) | 79.70 | 98.1% | 2025-01-16 |
| 16305. | JohnAardvark (jccren02) | 79.70 | 95.7% | 2024-02-24 |
| 16306. | radiant (radiant98) | 79.70 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 16307. | Logan (laucian) | 79.70 | 96.4% | 2024-01-20 |
| 16308. | Harald (updatin) | 79.70 | 96% | 2026-03-05 |
| 16309. | Mat (aguiar) | 79.70 | 97% | 2014-09-27 |
| 16310. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 79.69 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 16311. | Toforgivemyself (hakuchihiro) | 79.69 | 95.7% | 2024-02-10 |
| 16312. | Weirdness (weirdnessunfolds) | 79.69 | 97.7% | 2025-01-13 |
| 16313. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 79.69 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 16314. | Robert (robhor) | 79.69 | 93% | 2013-09-05 |
| 16315. | Izzy (gomizzy) | 79.69 | 91% | 2014-12-25 |
| 16316. | Bobaba (bobaba_boba) | 79.68 | 98.1% | 2025-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |