Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8479. | p (poopoopopo) | 79.27 | 94% | 2019-07-19 |
| 8480. | Lil' Joji (lil_joji_sucks_a... | 79.27 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 8481. | Fid (fiddd) | 79.27 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8482. | Lucas (bersecker12) | 79.27 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8483. | Lizard (somber_lizard76) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8484. | cho (tp_yh) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 8485. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 79.26 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 8486. | Xeyir (xeyir) | 79.26 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8487. | JP (jpuppey) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8488. | Maurício (mauricioc) | 79.26 | 93% | 2017-10-13 |
| 8489. | Raihad (raihad) | 79.25 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8490. | Mr_Mic (mr_mic) | 79.25 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 8491. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 8492. | Shea (shea378) | 79.25 | 96.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8493. | Arath (arathjz) | 79.24 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 8494. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 79.24 | 95.7% | 2023-11-12 |
| 8495. | Micah (igneusmanus) | 79.23 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 8496. | Sven (sb3bby) | 79.23 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 8497. | Mateo (chiflony) | 79.23 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 8498. | Arga (argasaragih) | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8499. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 8500. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 79.23 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 8501. | Roboute (robosote) | 79.22 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 8502. | Order (orderadchaos) | 79.22 | 94% | 2022-09-14 |
| 8503. | Lebron (lebronjordanese) | 79.21 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 8504. | Ricky (galvanize) | 79.21 | 94% | 2020-10-09 |
| 8505. | Travis (7yl3r) | 79.21 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 8506. | Autumn (autumn_022) | 79.20 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8507. | sherlock (chetan69) | 79.20 | 96.6% | 2024-11-07 |
| 8508. | Co (covivi) | 79.20 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |