As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11597. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 80.41 | 97.7% | 2025-02-16 |
| 11598. | eri (cactus622) | 80.40 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 11599. | Argon (swdmn) | 80.40 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
| 11600. | Brody (poilot1) | 80.39 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 11601. | Yoran (greenhawk20) | 80.39 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11602. | arif (arif2025) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 11603. | Joe (hguoccough) | 80.39 | 93% | 2016-12-15 |
| 11604. | Shirley (shirley56) | 80.39 | 100% | 2017-09-22 |
| 11605. | nevrclevr (nevrclevr) | 80.39 | 91% | 2015-04-30 |
| 11606. | T^T (asylumchess) | 80.39 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 11607. | Martin (telery_95) | 80.38 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 11608. | nusstter (nusstter) | 80.38 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 11609. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 80.38 | 97.4% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11610. | Raven (kfaulk1216) | 80.38 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 11611. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 80.38 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11612. | George (georgetypes) | 80.38 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| 11613. | Dodo (vuvudodo) | 80.37 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11614. | Javacanda (javacanda) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 11615. | p (commanderclitor) | 80.37 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 11616. | TheUltimateMeme (theultimat... | 80.37 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 11617. | viv (toastexee) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11618. | Hoang (unrealhoang) | 80.37 | 99% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11619. | Mark (emptyper) | 80.37 | 99% | 2017-08-25 |
| 11620. | Fletcher (chowmeinx) | 80.37 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 11621. | Hamza (whoppy) | 80.36 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 11622. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 80.36 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 11623. | Alex (philister) | 80.36 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11624. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 80.36 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 11625. | ManNotSoHungry (mannotsohun... | 80.35 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 11626. | Michael (mdogboy) | 80.35 | 97% | 2017-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |