So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23940. | Swathi (perplexedpotato) | 62.40 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 23941. | kewo (zvwmb) | 62.40 | 95% | 2014-09-16 |
| 23942. | Kikiam (kikiam) | 62.40 | 94% | 2023-01-15 |
| 23943. | Jacy (bohdan_danyltsiv) | 62.40 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 23944. | Subin (subinsk) | 62.40 | 97% | 2017-08-22 |
| 23945. | scw (renderloop) | 62.40 | 96% | 2013-03-16 |
| 23946. | Gerri (gerri) | 62.40 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 23947. | Duc (aduc6z) | 62.39 | 95% | 2015-02-27 |
| 23948. | simon (chainsawteeth) | 62.39 | 94% | 2021-12-07 |
| 23949. | aa (aanyc) | 62.39 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 23950. | Toasted (toastedsunglasses) | 62.39 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 23951. | kade (kdae) | 62.39 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 23952. | Sara (speedysara) | 62.39 | 99% | 2015-01-10 |
| 23953. | Witox (witho567) | 62.39 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 23954. | santosh (santoshl) | 62.39 | 98% | 2017-01-15 |
| 23955. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 62.39 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 23956. | Ak (akuriako) | 62.38 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 23957. | Yorker (yorkerjones) | 62.38 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
| 23958. | DomeBoy (domeboy) | 62.38 | 93% | 2020-02-04 |
| 23959. | Hoang (unrealhoang) | 62.38 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 23960. | Jackie (johnsonj13) | 62.37 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 23961. | Blatta (blatta_orientalis) | 62.37 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 23962. | Jonathan (dnathan42) | 62.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 23963. | Kala (kala2319) | 62.37 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 23964. | ray (dj_rayping) | 62.37 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 23965. | sean (seananemone) | 62.37 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 23966. | drew (drewdll) | 62.37 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23967. | MoDX (trollcannon) | 62.37 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 23968. | Quang (lavecoi) | 62.37 | 98% | 2016-02-19 |
| 23969. | James (jkpuck) | 62.37 | 91% | 2015-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |