And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24232. | Californium (californium) | 72.41 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 24233. | Tmers (tmers) | 72.41 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 24234. | Abhi (uhsizeal) | 72.40 | 98% | 2011-11-05 |
| 24235. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 72.40 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 24236. | JD (jdman) | 72.40 | 97% | 2013-07-06 |
| 24237. | Hiyam (v1ctor1x) | 72.40 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 24238. | Jayson (scillanova) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 24239. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 72.39 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 24240. | _____ (____________________... | 72.39 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 24241. | Ngoc Tu (anti) | 72.39 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 24242. | Ernesto (lordernest) | 72.39 | 94% | 2016-02-08 |
| 24243. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.39 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 24244. | wiLsOn (wilson) | 72.39 | — | 2008-08-11 |
| 24245. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 72.39 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 24246. | Bernhard (str0hhut1) | 72.39 | 95% | 2013-02-27 |
| 24247. | Heather (starzin) | 72.39 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 24248. | Para (parad) | 72.38 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 24249. | Rafi (ridirg) | 72.38 | 95% | 2021-10-25 |
| 24250. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 72.38 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 24251. | sehrgut (sehrgut) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 24252. | Than (thelensguy) | 72.38 | 92% | 2014-06-13 |
| 24253. | Yousef (yuzosan) | 72.38 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| 24254. | Hoang (unrealhoang) | 72.38 | 94% | 2015-12-02 |
| 24255. | David (gamer50519) | 72.37 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 24256. | Kamal (kamal0208) | 72.37 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 24257. | Alex (mastalex) | 72.37 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 24258. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 72.37 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 24259. | Tristan (thavelick) | 72.36 | 98% | 2012-01-23 |
| 24260. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 72.36 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 24261. | Vova (senya) | 72.36 | 98% | 2011-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |