So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9235. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 87.35 | 97% | 2012-06-24 |
| 9236. | Gaal (lgv315) | 87.35 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 9237. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 87.35 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 9238. | Casual (casual_dude) | 87.35 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 9239. | joanne (joannekim63) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9240. | Nat (nat221b) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9241. | Zoran (srbija) | 87.34 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 9242. | Suriya (sunsuri) | 87.33 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9243. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 87.33 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| 9244. | Mikey (jamezor) | 87.33 | 97% | 2011-05-14 |
| 9245. | Chien Phan (chienp054) | 87.32 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9246. | Hyuna (hyunaqueen) | 87.32 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 9247. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 87.32 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9248. | rose (miaw) | 87.32 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 9249. | Kelo (xkelo) | 87.32 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 9250. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 87.32 | 89% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9251. | Kevin (unreal3man) | 87.31 | 92% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9252. | Ethan (superstarforge) | 87.31 | 91% | 2013-02-14 |
| 9253. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 87.31 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 9254. | Mathias (msivert) | 87.31 | 96% | 2016-10-06 |
| 9255. | (vrrooom) | 87.31 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 9256. | Joe (joe_chan) | 87.31 | 98% | 2011-05-16 |
| 9257. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 87.30 | 94% | 2012-07-10 |
| 9258. | Andrew (freebeef4) | 87.30 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 9259. | rip reckful (wlwil) | 87.30 | 89% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9260. | G (looster) | 87.29 | 93% | 2015-06-09 |
| 9261. | Markus (twofx) | 87.29 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 9262. | Ryan (zeppelin) | 87.29 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 9263. | Boris (oipunk77) | 87.29 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 9264. | Grigori (danrosesax) | 87.29 | 90% | 2013-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |