And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10137. | Parm (parm__85) | 97.57 | 97% | 2011-10-22 |
| 10138. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 97.57 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 10139. | Stefan (sneusatz) | 97.56 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 10140. | Emily (snowserpent) | 97.56 | 95% | 2015-10-17 |
| 10141. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 97.56 | 99% | 2014-07-19 |
| 10142. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 97.56 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10143. | Michael (commanderz) | 97.56 | 99% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10144. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 97.56 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 10145. | Black (blackstorm) | 97.56 | 98% | 2015-04-03 |
| 10146. | ipod (fredajw90) | 97.55 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 10147. | Alex (koroglua15) | 97.55 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
| 10148. | jax (daddydiesel) | 97.55 | 99% | 2012-08-30 |
| 10149. | Carl (netsu) | 97.55 | 89% | 2015-11-09 |
| 10150. | Sarah (shanksified) | 97.55 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 10151. | Isaac (tetenbaum) | 97.55 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 10152. | toudouche (seni42) | 97.55 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 10153. | Kevin (unreal3man) | 97.54 | 91% | 2016-11-07 |
| 10154. | Soon Yet (chancsy) | 97.54 | 100% | 2015-08-28 |
| 10155. | Evan (evan1167) | 97.53 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10156. | L (moopdedoop) | 97.53 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 10157. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 97.53 | 93% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10158. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 97.53 | 91% | 2015-11-28 |
| 10159. | Robin (starseed1983) | 97.53 | 97% | 2011-05-26 |
| 10160. | James (multipoke) | 97.53 | 97% | 2012-09-08 |
| 10161. | pasha (pashatoper) | 97.53 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 10162. | wm (_wm_) | 97.53 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 10163. | MTR (geekbeast) | 97.53 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 10164. | William (bobodahobo54) | 97.52 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 10165. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 97.52 | 94% | 2014-04-24 |
| 10166. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 97.52 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |