So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7472. | Dingonek (dingonek) | 91.66 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 7473. | (logan188mc) | 91.66 | 96.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 7474. | foo (fool96) | 91.65 | 98.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 7475. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 91.65 | 99% | 2016-01-30 |
| 7476. | Tay (abacadaea) | 91.65 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
| 7477. | alex (aalextr) | 91.64 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 7478. | Paolinni (sooshy) | 91.64 | 92% | 2012-10-17 |
| 7479. | jon (elos) | 91.64 | 96% | 2012-10-14 |
| 7480. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 91.64 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 7481. | Conner (jabronee) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 7482. | Chu (chuchus) | 91.63 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
| 7483. | Arturs (archey187) | 91.63 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
| 7484. | Danny (dbzdbz) | 91.63 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
| 7485. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 91.63 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 7486. | Ted (macfan) | 91.62 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7487. | Anthony (crprt) | 91.61 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 7488. | Stan (odeathdragon) | 91.59 | 95% | 2015-02-08 |
| 7489. | kariem (unplugged) | 91.59 | 97% | 2011-06-26 |
| 7490. | Jimmy (jimmy_sandwhichfingers) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 7491. | JINJIN (isujin) | 91.58 | 94% | 2014-10-07 |
| 7492. | Laura (typerdiaper) | 91.57 | 92% | 2013-08-21 |
| 7493. | meemaw (girlboss) | 91.57 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 7494. | Vali (ryuzul) | 91.57 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7495. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 91.57 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 7496. | Opponent (opponent) | 91.57 | 98% | 2015-06-11 |
| 7497. | Yung (yungchode24) | 91.57 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 7498. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 91.57 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 7499. | mario (redkatar) | 91.57 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 7500. | Johnny (quizzt) | 91.57 | 95% | 2013-04-04 |
| 7501. | (╯°□°）╯ (aaltra) | 91.57 | 96% | 2016-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |