As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9747. | Nasrul (nastha) | 84.08 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 9748. | Juho (safou) | 84.08 | 97% | 2017-05-25 |
| 9749. | Pinkies (smile_typer) | 84.07 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9750. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 84.07 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 9751. | 123 (relearning_qwerty123) | 84.07 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9752. | Max (maltshuler20) | 84.07 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9753. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 84.07 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 9754. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 84.07 | 94% | 2016-02-18 |
| 9755. | Jeremy (civilizedebates) | 84.06 | 98% | 2024-01-27 |
| 9756. | Harry (harrycc3000) | 84.06 | 95% | 2022-10-25 |
| 9757. | Uksza (uksza) | 84.06 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9758. | typer (turbo360) | 84.06 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 9759. | WarCrimuh (warcrimuh) | 84.05 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 9760. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 84.05 | 98% | 2017-05-26 |
| 9761. | Nonquit Nerd Typist (nerd_t... | 84.05 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9762. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 84.05 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
| 9763. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 84.04 | 98% | 2025-03-28 |
| 9764. | touch grass (midca) | 84.04 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 9765. | Uno (unoppa) | 84.04 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 9766. | Emir (wandersonnn) | 84.03 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 9767. | Nik (iiirxs) | 84.03 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9768. | Riley (examinedrumble7) | 84.03 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 9769. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 84.03 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9770. | lazaro (quid) | 84.03 | 92% | 2016-08-27 |
| 9771. | Duc (ducx0049) | 84.02 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 9772. | Nikk (white13) | 84.02 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 9773. | Kevin (zenicide) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 9774. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 84.01 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
| 9775. | Naveed (typingchamppp) | 84.01 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9776. | Breno (brenoallen) | 84.01 | 95% | 2025-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |