And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8433. | Marm (slayerxy) | 101.61 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 8434. | shaun (shaun1234) | 101.61 | 93% | 2017-04-23 |
| 8435. | Kyle Roy (royz415) | 101.60 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 8436. | Skp (skpvwls) | 101.60 | 96% | 2012-01-03 |
| 8437. | Ivan (ivke) | 101.60 | 96% | 2013-10-23 |
| 8438. | D (dschrad) | 101.60 | 99% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8439. | Will (greggaz) | 101.59 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 8440. | amy (rose51203) | 101.59 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8441. | logan (lacton44) | 101.58 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8442. | Justin (necrosan) | 101.58 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 8443. | Jordan (stumbledore) | 101.58 | 96% | 2012-04-26 |
| 8444. | :3 (glowowl) | 101.57 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 8445. | Louis (cradin) | 101.57 | 96% | 2012-04-17 |
| 8446. | Chase (iiarrowzii) | 101.57 | 92% | 2015-04-14 |
| 8447. | Mister (ducky9008) | 101.57 | 96% | 2013-12-07 |
| 8448. | anT (gregorpingic) | 101.57 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| 8449. | Michael Angelo (micky15) | 101.56 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 8450. | James (votum38) | 101.56 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
| 8451. | Unknown (unknownx) | 101.56 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 8452. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 101.55 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8453. | Mehti (lylehti) | 101.55 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 8454. | poop (shane218) | 101.55 | 98% | 2016-08-13 |
| 8455. | Barnacules (barnacules) | 101.55 | 92% | 2014-03-29 |
| 8456. | GDS (gdsnepali) | 101.54 | 96% | 2012-05-10 |
| 8457. | Jarrod (jklouw) | 101.54 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8458. | Austin (galactiac) | 101.54 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8459. | dobis (dobis32) | 101.54 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 8460. | mag (magfmur) | 101.54 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 8461. | หมูบิน (moobin2) | 101.54 | 98% | 2011-06-11 |
| 8462. | rdd (rddd) | 101.54 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |