The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13417. | denny (eternal07) | 82.68 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 13418. | KK (kk123456) | 82.68 | 94% | 2013-06-15 |
| 13419. | Eduardo (eduardol) | 82.68 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 13420. | dezo (deroze) | 82.67 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 13421. | ultraXD (ultragamersss) | 82.67 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 13422. | burn (burnpalada) | 82.67 | 99% | 2013-07-16 |
| 13423. | Ammar (shaikh_ammar) | 82.66 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 13424. | Honza (honza2535) | 82.66 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 13425. | qweqwe (qweu) | 82.66 | 98.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| 13426. | Leeway (shosaloza111) | 82.66 | 97.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 13427. | Leo (woor) | 82.66 | 93% | 2013-09-29 |
| 13428. | Wang (black_life941) | 82.66 | 93% | 2014-08-13 |
| 13429. | Arash (arashhetfield) | 82.66 | 97% | 2012-12-24 |
| 13430. | john (johanwo) | 82.65 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
| 13431. | sarah (sasbh2) | 82.65 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 13432. | Ryan (nuigit) | 82.65 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 13433. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 82.64 | 95.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 13434. | Unknown (unknown404) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 13435. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 82.64 | 96.3% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13436. | Pigzit (pigzit) | 82.64 | 95.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13437. | VV (g_vv8) | 82.64 | 93% | 2012-06-06 |
| 13438. | TyJac (tyjac1) | 82.64 | 96% | 2011-06-26 |
| 13439. | Bradley (gobbleknob) | 82.64 | 95% | 2015-04-17 |
| 13440. | Saulius (zemfry) | 82.63 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 13441. | Denny (shizkr) | 82.63 | 99% | 2020-07-19 |
| 13442. | Pecker (wooff) | 82.63 | 92% | 2013-09-19 |
| 13443. | Mike (mhaimowitz) | 82.63 | 93% | 2015-10-12 |
| 13444. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 82.63 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 13445. | JC (jollibeech) | 82.62 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 13446. | CHICO LINGUIÇA (gel4ever) | 82.62 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |