The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25927. | (kooshnoo) | 61.82 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 25928. | (paulg2k_csgo) | 61.82 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25929. | joshi (vremox) | 61.82 | 89% | 2015-01-16 |
| 25930. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 61.82 | 93.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25931. | (wigfrid) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25932. | (pinglam101) | 61.82 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 25933. | (brbrb) | 61.82 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 25934. | (lunitainthesky) | 61.82 | 94% | 2013-04-20 |
| 25935. | (johny7897) | 61.82 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 25936. | kk (kkrustic) | 61.82 | 94% | 2013-08-01 |
| 25937. | (hoanequin) | 61.81 | 90% | 2011-06-05 |
| 25938. | (luchvk) | 61.81 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 25939. | (2eazzy) | 61.81 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 25940. | (lata) | 61.81 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 25941. | (jeffreyl) | 61.81 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 25942. | (dshu284) | 61.81 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 25943. | (wazeos) | 61.80 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 25944. | Anahi (unique_corn) | 61.80 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25945. | (amaranth) | 61.80 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 25946. | (one_plus_one_equal_two) | 61.79 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
| 25947. | (throwaway123456) | 61.79 | 95% | 2023-08-06 |
| 25948. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 61.79 | 92% | 2021-03-31 |
| 25949. | (kngrichard) | 61.79 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 25950. | (raiyik) | 61.78 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 25951. | Sp (racer_23) | 61.78 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 25952. | (keikeicat) | 61.78 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 25953. | (beast2402) | 61.78 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 25954. | (alishabani) | 61.78 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25955. | Ben (bojimicle) | 61.78 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
| 25956. | (kveldulv) | 61.78 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |