The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20015. | Big (widdzy) | 71.98 | 93% | 2016-06-19 |
| 20016. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 71.98 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
| 20017. | tam (tamraincoat) | 71.98 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 20018. | John (merongmerong) | 71.98 | 91% | 2015-01-02 |
| 20019. | Lilyluvjones (lilyluvjones) | 71.98 | 99% | 2015-12-18 |
| 20020. | Norden (ashwithzekrom) | 71.97 | 89% | 2016-03-10 |
| 20021. | Joss (oddiology) | 71.97 | 95% | 2016-07-31 |
| 20022. | theheart (theheart) | 71.97 | 97% | 2012-07-23 |
| 20023. | Angel (novamage) | 71.97 | 95% | 2011-08-16 |
| 20024. | Cadez (c_adez) | 71.96 | 93% | 2023-08-28 |
| 20025. | Ilyas (fluffierje) | 71.96 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 20026. | Fady al Dhaim (slarnoss) | 71.96 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 20027. | Justas (justaslaur) | 71.96 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 20028. | Bobb (tribe) | 71.96 | 89% | 2012-07-20 |
| 20029. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 71.96 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 20030. | tiglas (tiglas) | 71.96 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 20031. | Uninspired (uninspiredguy) | 71.95 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20032. | jellypop (endyprince) | 71.95 | 93% | 2016-10-24 |
| 20033. | Daniel (dankeykang1248) | 71.95 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 20034. | AbombingKING77 (abombingking) | 71.95 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 20035. | Luka (kai92st) | 71.95 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 20036. | Panagiotis (rulisogeranoulis) | 71.95 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20037. | goober (megumin00) | 71.95 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 20038. | Mahesh (mahesh_gl) | 71.95 | 97% | 2013-05-18 |
| 20039. | Eric (wangjangler) | 71.94 | 89% | 2016-11-18 |
| 20040. | Norbert (pithyless) | 71.94 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 20041. | alfouran (munstadis) | 71.94 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 20042. | Ringriangsuiyang (asui_pamei) | 71.94 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 20043. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 71.94 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20044. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 71.94 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |