Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2921. | Jane (directly) | 101.33 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 2922. | Saravan (saravanangct) | 101.32 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 2923. | unadroit (unadroit) | 101.32 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2924. | swooshmcgoosh (swooshmcgoosh) | 101.32 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2925. | Steven (turtleswagr) | 101.31 | 97.3% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2926. | Wr (wrish) | 101.31 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 2927. | Ecks (ryldd) | 101.30 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 2928. | Blaise (syxeight) | 101.30 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 2929. | PR (mrprx) | 101.29 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 2930. | Emil (emle10) | 101.29 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 2931. | Nikolai (nikbeast) | 101.28 | 99.2% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2932. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 101.26 | 98.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 2933. | Bart (hubba485) | 101.25 | 96.5% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2934. | BRNDN (brndn0) | 101.24 | 99% | 2025-02-28 |
| 2935. | Fopuy (fopuy) | 101.24 | 97.6% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2936. | Dave (mathwizurd) | 101.24 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 2937. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 101.23 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 2938. | aaron (3fingersmaybe) | 101.23 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 2939. | can't english (unight) | 101.23 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 2940. | aether (romaxion) | 101.21 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 2941. | Elliott (redswitcheslmao) | 101.21 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2942. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 101.21 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
| 2943. | Marc (mrcbnh) | 101.20 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2944. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 101.20 | 100% | 2021-07-08 |
| 2945. | Gigachad (gilgamesh19) | 101.19 | 95% | 2017-02-26 |
| 2946. | bc3109 (bc3109) | 101.19 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 2947. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 101.19 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2948. | Ed (eoyama) | 101.18 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 2949. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 101.18 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2950. | pineapple💩 (rocketsman) | 101.18 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |