When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5449. | UTF (utf8) | 95.46 | 96% | 2024-05-05 |
| 5450. | DWG (lsunixl) | 95.46 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5451. | Josiah (miitraa) | 95.45 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 5452. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 95.43 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 5453. | James (wajes) | 95.43 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 5454. | benihana (ledecade) | 95.43 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5455. | Mouse (shenx) | 95.43 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 5456. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 95.43 | 99% | 2017-03-24 |
| 5457. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 95.41 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 5458. | VishnuThatRickRoller (vishn... | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 5459. | Joe (joeblob) | 95.40 | 97.7% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5460. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 95.40 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 5461. | Arjun (fierytyper789) | 95.39 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 5462. | Jackson (united9jackson) | 95.39 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5463. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5464. | Nicole (n_h999) | 95.39 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 5465. | That's (unenthusiastic_) | 95.38 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 5466. | William (williamc7879) | 95.37 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5467. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 95.36 | 99.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 5468. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 95.36 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5469. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 95.36 | 100% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5470. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5471. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 95.36 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 5472. | Zach (11037) | 95.35 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 5473. | malarkeyposter84 (apresearc... | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 5474. | Mariel (_mrl_) | 95.35 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5475. | Django (django_unchained) | 95.34 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 5476. | Cam (ducktales) | 95.33 | 97% | 2024-07-14 |
| 5477. | joh (johpan) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5478. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 95.32 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |