And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8060. | Alex (greyinid) | 102.57 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8061. | Dan (dkwall) | 102.57 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 8062. | สปริงหัก (b... | 102.57 | 99% | 2015-07-31 |
| 8063. | klesator (klesse) | 102.57 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 8064. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 102.56 | 100% | 2014-10-02 |
| 8065. | jonathan (lordmemerking) | 102.55 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 8066. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 8067. | Eve (evehelin) | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 8068. | Kiwibird (aquaplane) | 102.55 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8069. | Christian (fcheddar) | 102.54 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 8070. | Dana (icantthinkofausername) | 102.54 | 89% | 2015-11-11 |
| 8071. | Rob (shopwired) | 102.54 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 8072. | Joie (jliba12) | 102.54 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 8073. | Weicong (ithaos) | 102.54 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 8074. | J (king_dxz) | 102.53 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 8075. | Bella Lucita (dj_e) | 102.53 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 8076. | Mark (kubfu891) | 102.52 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8077. | Mason (unelevate) | 102.52 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8078. | Jonathan (jmart1) | 102.52 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 8079. | Timothy (adral) | 102.51 | 98.6% | 2023-08-05 |
| 8080. | Will (zabz) | 102.51 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 8081. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 102.51 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8082. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 102.50 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 8083. | The (thebest__) | 102.50 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 8084. | bangtan (lachimolala9) | 102.50 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8085. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 102.50 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8086. | 14/m/dc (randyr7) | 102.50 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 8087. | Paul (paul676) | 102.50 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8088. | ghost (ayd22) | 102.49 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 8089. | thousandsunset (thousandsun... | 102.49 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |