So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16128. | Matthew (mbabbitt) | 74.47 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 16129. | skincancerforme (skincancer... | 74.47 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 16130. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 74.47 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 16131. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 74.47 | 95% | 2014-08-12 |
| 16132. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 74.45 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16133. | Ash (aelhag) | 74.45 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16134. | Zyko (cloud_234) | 74.45 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 16135. | Siberian (siberianexpress) | 74.45 | 94% | 2013-02-16 |
| 16136. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 74.45 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16137. | Ivan (ivansnavi) | 74.44 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
| 16138. | Rachana (rachanav) | 74.44 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 16139. | Golden guy (aggressor2007) | 74.44 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 16140. | Nicole (jad101228) | 74.44 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 16141. | vc (vc07885) | 74.43 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 16142. | Greg (gregmolick) | 74.43 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 16143. | Titus (dsouzatitus) | 74.43 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 16144. | Dima (dima14) | 74.42 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 16145. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 74.42 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 16146. | Benny (typervain) | 74.42 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 16147. | Victor (painfly) | 74.42 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 16148. | theJuice (unc_tarheel) | 74.42 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 16149. | Jennifer (jennifrawr) | 74.42 | 93% | 2012-05-10 |
| 16150. | Cory (elqmilq) | 74.42 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
| 16151. | Jeremy (leyden05) | 74.41 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16152. | Melody (melody313) | 74.41 | 95% | 2017-02-20 |
| 16153. | Rafee (rafeesamith) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 16154. | Taru (tarukwon) | 74.41 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 16155. | Type, type, type! Yeah! (al... | 74.41 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 16156. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16157. | UReal (chc39615) | 74.41 | 98.2% | 2023-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |