Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3066. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 106.88 | 100% | 2016-04-23 |
| 3067. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 106.88 | 97% | 2013-07-22 |
| 3068. | Joe (joegung77) | 106.87 | 99% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3069. | Grotesque (grotesquevinny) | 106.87 | 96% | 2017-03-18 |
| 3070. | DC (niketalk) | 106.87 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 3071. | Jack (jack90001) | 106.87 | 96% | 2015-02-18 |
| 3072. | bioboy246 (bioboy246) | 106.86 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 3073. | Bill Tinn (tearsinrain) | 106.86 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 3074. | Linda (koneko) | 106.85 | 96% | 2012-06-06 |
| 3075. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 106.85 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 3076. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 106.85 | 95% | 2013-08-25 |
| 3077. | tu me manques (manque) | 106.84 | 100% | 2019-11-23 |
| 3078. | nvm (bibbeldi) | 106.84 | 96% | 2014-11-24 |
| 3079. | gluebee (beleglue) | 106.83 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 3080. | merebanana (merebanana) | 106.83 | 99% | 2022-07-13 |
| 3081. | John Carlo (jcdue21) | 106.83 | 96% | 2016-06-27 |
| 3082. | RunniNose (unbread) | 106.82 | 99% | 2021-12-29 |
| 3083. | Jon (jmanguy1234) | 106.81 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 3084. | Wesley (wesbot) | 106.81 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
| 3085. | . (tj44) | 106.81 | 98% | 2019-10-06 |
| 3086. | Alana (ajoseph96) | 106.81 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 3087. | Jacob (jacobcanfield) | 106.80 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 3088. | Salem (dargana) | 106.80 | 100% | 2015-03-10 |
| 3089. | caleb (caleb123456) | 106.80 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 3090. | Josh (theunknownhero) | 106.80 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 3091. | Calvin (cchang) | 106.79 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 3092. | Nodd (nodd) | 106.79 | 100% | 2014-08-15 |
| 3093. | Fast (kingeric) | 106.79 | 96% | 2012-01-19 |
| 3094. | Liam (cosectant) | 106.79 | 96% | 2015-09-24 |
| 3095. | Neil (neilm813) | 106.78 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |