With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1483. | (swagatron7000) | 119.27 | 98.8% | 2023-07-27 |
| 1484. | (strykertfc) | 119.27 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 1485. | (bazookajojo) | 119.27 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1486. | (yamayama) | 119.25 | 99% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1487. | (blerz) | 119.25 | 97.6% | 2024-11-17 |
| 1488. | (tcubesak) | 119.24 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 1489. | (neonozden) | 119.24 | 98% | 2016-12-10 |
| 1490. | (lepropheous) | 119.23 | 97% | 2023-12-14 |
| 1491. | (poltt) | 119.23 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1492. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 119.19 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 1493. | (keletheking) | 119.18 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 1494. | (hovari) | 119.18 | 99% | 2025-07-01 |
| 1495. | Adam (adammasterx) | 119.15 | 97% | 2025-11-02 |
| 1496. | (impeeverything) | 119.15 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 1497. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 119.14 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1498. | (baron_nashor) | 119.14 | 96% | 2017-01-16 |
| 1499. | (pigeon0) | 119.12 | 98.8% | 2024-05-03 |
| 1500. | (umm_eran) | 119.12 | 98.8% | 2023-11-20 |
| 1501. | (mmk229) | 119.12 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1502. | (alphathealpha) | 119.12 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 1503. | Matthew (courtreporter) | 119.09 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1504. | (ctw0611) | 119.09 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 1505. | (tjnesryan) | 119.06 | 97% | 2016-11-04 |
| 1506. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 119.05 | 100% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1507. | (u8y7541) | 119.05 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 1508. | (simplemindedness) | 119.04 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1509. | (slow_india) | 119.02 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1510. | (denkfaehigkeit) | 119.01 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 1511. | (neyo91) | 119.01 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 1512. | (kerosenee) | 119.00 | 98% | 2017-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |