So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33746. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.30 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33747. | 1488 (1488) | 45.30 | 94% | 2018-07-30 |
| 33748. | Osher (destinycoat) | 45.30 | 89% | 2016-09-11 |
| 33749. | Daniel (zeruberusu) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 33750. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 33751. | Tien (lienetn) | 45.29 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 33752. | Saiful (787jjx) | 45.29 | 91% | 2011-08-29 |
| 33753. | oofy (dhruv07) | 45.28 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 33754. | Rasmus (rapper890) | 45.28 | 94% | 2020-08-17 |
| 33755. | Dan (ddj863) | 45.28 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 33756. | Abed (abed42) | 45.28 | 91% | 2021-01-01 |
| 33757. | Raditya (raditya98) | 45.28 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 33758. | jessica (jessicanguyen) | 45.28 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 33759. | H (harshitos) | 45.27 | 94% | 2019-12-28 |
| 33760. | Jason (topz) | 45.27 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 33761. | Tin-Yi (thesecret) | 45.27 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 33762. | Muhammad (ichsan07) | 45.26 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
| 33763. | H (hassan_ur2) | 45.26 | 93% | 2013-12-26 |
| 33764. | balona (balona) | 45.26 | 94% | 2013-08-24 |
| 33765. | umer (umer2723) | 45.26 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 33766. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 45.26 | 92% | 2011-06-09 |
| 33767. | rohit (rojj) | 45.25 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 33768. | c.dot (c_dot_01) | 45.25 | 95% | 2023-04-07 |
| 33769. | brum (roadto104wpm) | 45.25 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| 33770. | saket (saket1harsh2) | 45.25 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 33771. | hao (thunderlion) | 45.25 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 33772. | Rodrigo (pinatutorials) | 45.25 | 90% | 2019-10-15 |
| 33773. | Steven (txp2037) | 45.24 | 92% | 2012-12-18 |
| 33774. | Vahan (vaki) | 45.24 | 95.3% | 2023-08-25 |
| 33775. | trollingck (trollingck) | 45.24 | 88% | 2015-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |