And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8399. | rdd (rddd) | 101.54 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 8400. | Taejas (taejas) | 101.53 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 8401. | SoonKhen (owyongsk) | 101.53 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 8402. | Goats on a Boat (biokunt) | 101.53 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 8403. | Charlswim (charlswim) | 101.53 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 8404. | tesla (bgin) | 101.53 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 8405. | Hi (aspenink) | 101.53 | 96% | 2014-01-26 |
| 8406. | #1 fanboy (crazyman1090) | 101.52 | 97% | 2015-07-16 |
| 8407. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 101.51 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8408. | cliu568 (cliu568) | 101.51 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 8409. | Edward (xxdeathcorexx) | 101.51 | 95% | 2012-12-14 |
| 8410. | Cameron (cameroniup) | 101.50 | 94% | 2014-11-03 |
| 8411. | Dim (watlerwhite) | 101.50 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 8412. | Andy (andybme) | 101.50 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 8413. | Maroy (roymaaa) | 101.49 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 8414. | Victor (victor142) | 101.49 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8415. | Alexandre (brbsleeping) | 101.48 | 95% | 2012-10-22 |
| 8416. | Matthew (matthewmics) | 101.48 | 99% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8417. | umaibou (umaibou) | 101.48 | 98% | 2013-08-02 |
| 8418. | Finn (nnifinn) | 101.47 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 8419. | Phi (swoj11) | 101.47 | 96% | 2014-04-09 |
| 8420. | Alpha Male (alphaphenom) | 101.47 | 98% | 2012-12-16 |
| 8421. | ollir (ollir) | 101.46 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 8422. | LLRnR (llrnr) | 101.45 | 96% | 2014-07-03 |
| 8423. | WindSlashKing (bujkata) | 101.45 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 8424. | \ (wozby) | 101.45 | 97% | 2014-02-19 |
| 8425. | Ishraq (ishraq21) | 101.45 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 8426. | Iyasu (iyasu16) | 101.44 | 92% | 2016-07-04 |
| 8427. | EggRice (theminecube) | 101.44 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
| 8428. | makaio (neosifr) | 101.44 | 94% | 2015-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |