Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15723. | shut yo goofy ahh up (iforg... | 89.73 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 15724. | CodeTalker (insanityswake) | 89.73 | 89% | 2013-10-26 |
| 15725. | Michael (mykkelol) | 89.73 | 98% | 2012-10-20 |
| 15726. | Sami (sami49) | 89.73 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 15727. | noah (noahdj) | 89.73 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 15728. | Magical Panda (magical_panda) | 89.72 | 97% | 2025-11-26 |
| 15729. | pastaconfusion (pastaconfus... | 89.72 | 97% | 2025-05-08 |
| 15730. | danniponcho (dponchos) | 89.72 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 15731. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 89.72 | 97.9% | 2023-06-03 |
| 15732. | Marcos (juninho1523) | 89.72 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 15733. | Late (datalate) | 89.72 | 97% | 2012-05-05 |
| 15734. | Doyle (fireflies7) | 89.72 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 15735. | Tim (minzart) | 89.71 | 96% | 2016-01-18 |
| 15736. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 89.71 | 96% | 2024-11-16 |
| 15737. | Radu (raduk) | 89.71 | 91% | 2015-10-12 |
| 15738. | shindo (shindo) | 89.71 | 98% | 2011-11-17 |
| 15739. | Matt (mattyice2303) | 89.70 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 15740. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 89.70 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15741. | ! (yudonomi) | 89.70 | 97% | 2025-05-18 |
| 15742. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 89.70 | 94% | 2014-03-01 |
| 15743. | sam s (sshahghasemi) | 89.69 | 96.9% | 2025-02-03 |
| 15744. | Dan (typheratrix) | 89.69 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 15745. | Edwin (nightseas) | 89.69 | 96% | 2015-07-20 |
| 15746. | Dick (hyoihz) | 89.69 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 15747. | Philipp (philipp77) | 89.69 | 95% | 2014-10-09 |
| 15748. | Jakub (bnbmaster3) | 89.69 | 95% | 2012-07-06 |
| 15749. | Brady (robotindian) | 89.69 | 97% | 2017-06-03 |
| 15750. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 89.69 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 15751. | Kermilian Nguyen (kermilian... | 89.68 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 15752. | Bobs Bakery (bobs_bakery) | 89.68 | 97% | 2025-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |