The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28033. | MasterEGGway (mastereggway69) | 58.64 | 95.2% | 2023-10-07 |
| 28034. | Vyacheslav (vvyurkov) | 58.64 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 28035. | Jotaro (udetha) | 58.64 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| 28036. | Abigail (joecarrell) | 58.64 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 28037. | Holly (holly1997) | 58.63 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 28038. | Joseph (josephcatubig26@yah... | 58.63 | 91% | 2012-02-14 |
| 28039. | joshua (boangka008) | 58.63 | 90% | 2011-09-09 |
| 28040. | eric (hotd) | 58.63 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 28041. | CalMeTyper (rolls_reus) | 58.62 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 28042. | DDIR (pn10401006) | 58.62 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 28043. | Damba (damba) | 58.62 | 97% | 2014-10-12 |
| 28044. | R. Heffer (rheffer) | 58.61 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 28045. | arif (arifardians) | 58.61 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 28046. | Gazeekoo (gazeekoo) | 58.61 | 95% | 2021-12-29 |
| 28047. | Ali (oorkade) | 58.61 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 28048. | Bing (nulu) | 58.61 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
| 28049. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 58.60 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 28050. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 58.60 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 28051. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 58.60 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 28052. | Warda (wardataqdees) | 58.60 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
| 28053. | Sebastian (trololo321) | 58.60 | 97% | 2012-12-22 |
| 28054. | md. yeasin (shovan642) | 58.59 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 28055. | anh (phanhmo09) | 58.59 | 94% | 2013-12-19 |
| 28056. | cy chan (cy1986) | 58.59 | 97% | 2011-05-27 |
| 28057. | Tommy (cps01hkt) | 58.59 | 94% | 2012-11-21 |
| 28058. | CJ (blacky_08) | 58.58 | 95.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 28059. | Naww (naww125) | 58.58 | 97.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 28060. | Leadukling 816 (leadukling) | 58.58 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 28061. | Brandon (melmao) | 58.58 | 96% | 2013-07-04 |
| 28062. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 58.58 | 95% | 2015-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |