The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30995. | reasonable (reasonablegoat) | 65.81 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 30996. | Balapan (kejardakukaukutang... | 65.81 | 97% | 2012-04-01 |
| 30997. | Aditya (adityabj) | 65.80 | 95.3% | 2023-09-19 |
| 30998. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 65.80 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 30999. | Tommy (ching_wong_un) | 65.80 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 31000. | Nalin (nalin0079) | 65.80 | 99% | 2015-10-27 |
| 31001. | belson (belson) | 65.80 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 31002. | fids (fidsolit) | 65.79 | 98% | 2014-07-23 |
| 31003. | James (jhoffman1204) | 65.79 | 94% | 2019-11-11 |
| 31004. | ZTass (ztass) | 65.79 | 95% | 2022-04-22 |
| 31005. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 65.79 | 94% | 2021-06-28 |
| 31006. | montant (montantoine) | 65.79 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 31007. | Michelle (pludemj) | 65.79 | 94% | 2012-01-10 |
| 31008. | Yux (voce) | 65.79 | 93% | 2013-01-29 |
| 31009. | cody (theexecellenttyper) | 65.79 | 88% | 2016-11-01 |
| 31010. | Very Bored (jerseygyrleb) | 65.79 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 31011. | Boyka (boyka_) | 65.78 | 96.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 31012. | lart (lart) | 65.78 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 31013. | Susie (caramelapples19) | 65.78 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 31014. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 65.78 | 92% | 2013-08-27 |
| 31015. | The Green (hemanth37) | 65.77 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 31016. | Stephen (malart2021) | 65.77 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 31017. | Bun (bunnypuc) | 65.77 | 95.7% | 2023-09-14 |
| 31018. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 65.77 | 99% | 2017-02-24 |
| 31019. | Ajand (ajand) | 65.77 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 31020. | Noble (infamoustuber12) | 65.77 | 94.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 31021. | Jeffrey (jsb9942) | 65.77 | 95% | 2013-11-03 |
| 31022. | Slim (fake_slim_shady) | 65.77 | 90% | 2014-04-29 |
| 31023. | Robert (rbodron3) | 65.76 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 31024. | Nirzhor (cyclonite) | 65.76 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |