So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 709. | (jmart1) | 126.62 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 710. | NiteCyperTTV (nitecyper2) | 126.53 | 100% | 2021-03-05 |
| 711. | John (oligodendrocyte) | 126.50 | 97% | 2015-06-19 |
| 712. | (rayacross) | 126.49 | 100% | 2023-02-13 |
| 713. | (vliu89) | 126.41 | 95% | 2014-05-28 |
| 714. | (wayspurrchen) | 126.40 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 715. | Downpour (downpour) | 126.40 | 100% | 2014-02-10 |
| 716. | Jason (team4za) | 126.38 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 717. | (lexlucifer) | 126.38 | 99% | 2012-03-27 |
| 718. | (kaibaboi) | 126.35 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 719. | [tshafer3] (tshafer3) | 126.34 | 100% | 2022-04-18 |
| 720. | wow (iloevtypos) | 126.33 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 721. | (leona_x) | 126.33 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
| 722. | fniure (fniure) | 126.26 | 97% | 2016-06-21 |
| 723. | ultralite (ultralite) | 126.22 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 724. | Alexander (nomak) | 126.13 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
| 725. | Kelvin (_kal) | 126.09 | 99% | 2020-01-25 |
| 726. | (ultim) | 126.09 | 97% | 2013-12-15 |
| 727. | Per (derevon) | 126.01 | 96% | 2012-08-18 |
| 728. | Ted (xted) | 125.98 | 99.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 729. | Jenny (slave2dave) | 125.97 | 99% | 2011-07-06 |
| 730. | (spacedominator) | 125.96 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 731. | (nickyeow) | 125.95 | 93% | 2014-03-10 |
| 732. | Daniel (danieltian) | 125.94 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 733. | Phil (miss_you_reck) | 125.93 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 734. | (cooper1289) | 125.92 | 99% | 2020-02-19 |
| 735. | blaise (blaise2) | 125.91 | 98% | 2016-11-19 |
| 736. | empty (emptygesh) | 125.91 | 98% | 2015-12-12 |
| 737. | (abhirag) | 125.87 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 738. | tiredandonline (everyonejoi... | 125.87 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |