As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25438. | NightBaRron1412 (amoor22009) | 43.85 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 25439. | hanzclaw (himanshu_24) | 43.85 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 25440. | Andy (sjain123) | 43.84 | 86% | 2015-09-15 |
| 25441. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 43.84 | 93% | 2021-11-23 |
| 25442. | Amit (xhale) | 43.84 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25443. | Gourav (cagourav) | 43.83 | 92% | 2015-06-13 |
| 25444. | rinas (dont_look_at_keyboard) | 43.83 | 93% | 2023-06-09 |
| 25445. | k (retardedtypist) | 43.83 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 25446. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 43.82 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 25447. | Stefanie (stefjolene1511) | 43.81 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 25448. | Sakthi ganapathi (sakthi__) | 43.80 | 94% | 2023-09-10 |
| 25449. | reall (reall) | 43.80 | 93% | 2020-12-29 |
| 25450. | Mandy (lastblurose) | 43.80 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 25451. | Riley (rloch) | 43.80 | 89% | 2017-02-18 |
| 25452. | Maxime (idkcantthinkrn) | 43.79 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 25453. | edward (edx3241) | 43.79 | 89% | 2015-04-23 |
| 25454. | Ullash (ullash2_0) | 43.78 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 25455. | dve (deva222) | 43.77 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 25456. | Eden (edenthompson) | 43.77 | 85% | 2016-02-01 |
| 25457. | Oliver (oliverb) | 43.77 | 94% | 2017-05-18 |
| 25458. | John (agrilon) | 43.76 | 93% | 2016-12-28 |
| 25459. | vaibhav (vbhvmehra) | 43.76 | 91% | 2017-05-05 |
| 25460. | Muhammadali (muhammadal1) | 43.74 | 94% | 2023-09-30 |
| 25461. | Hayder (thepinkpanther77) | 43.74 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 25462. | sorawit (biglnwza) | 43.73 | 95.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 25463. | Bow (bowplaza) | 43.73 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 25464. | cadis (beginnur) | 43.72 | 93% | 2023-05-19 |
| 25465. | Stanislaw (ptashor) | 43.71 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 25466. | pickaxe (pickaxe_) | 43.71 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 25467. | rodaina (rodaina) | 43.71 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |