With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10249. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 83.69 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 10250. | PremiumFurniture (premium_f... | 83.68 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 10251. | Cade (ctw_) | 83.68 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 10252. | Venkat (venkat423) | 83.68 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 10253. | Sayem (sayem_sheikh) | 83.67 | 97% | 2025-07-15 |
| 10254. | Ranch (ranchie) | 83.67 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 10255. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 83.67 | 97.6% | 2023-11-08 |
| 10256. | 10 (10thetypist) | 83.67 | 97% | 2026-01-19 |
| 10257. | Necdet Ali (necdetaliozdur) | 83.67 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 10258. | Azamat (mrnull) | 83.67 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 10259. | Soda (itsoda) | 83.66 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| 10260. | Matthew (blazeblaz) | 83.65 | 93% | 2016-10-29 |
| 10261. | jmzg (jmzg) | 83.65 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 10262. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 83.65 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10263. | Lemonzerz (lemonomy) | 83.65 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 10264. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 83.65 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 10265. | Numfy_ (numfy) | 83.64 | 96% | 2026-05-26 |
| 10266. | R2SawC (rsawc) | 83.64 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 10267. | John (johntyperacer) | 83.64 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 10268. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 83.64 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 10269. | Alex (hueningshair) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10270. | Jotaro (udetha) | 83.64 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 10271. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 83.63 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 10272. | Robin (redholm) | 83.63 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 10273. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 83.62 | 93% | 2016-10-19 |
| 10274. | Slavi (slavikolev) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 10275. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 83.62 | 95.2% | 2024-07-14 |
| 10276. | Almer (almersafara) | 83.62 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 10277. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 83.61 | 98% | 2025-06-09 |
| 10278. | brunellocucinelli (brunello... | 83.61 | 98.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |