And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19361. | DC (dcl238) | 80.18 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 19362. | Carter (pogoz) | 80.18 | 96% | 2012-11-13 |
| 19363. | Cora (bluesunrise) | 80.17 | 91% | 2011-05-13 |
| 19364. | Ronan (ronocoolo) | 80.16 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 19365. | Scott (pappysmurph) | 80.16 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 19366. | James (cooljwr100) | 80.16 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 19367. | luke (luke29) | 80.16 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 19368. | Charles (streeck) | 80.16 | 94% | 2014-12-22 |
| 19369. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 80.16 | 96% | 2016-07-02 |
| 19370. | satish (satisheverrocking) | 80.16 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 19371. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 80.15 | 97.2% | 2023-10-02 |
| 19372. | Umang (umanghome) | 80.15 | 90% | 2016-02-11 |
| 19373. | Khang (hophopkangaroo) | 80.15 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 19374. | L33T (01l33t) | 80.15 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 19375. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 80.15 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 19376. | Ryan (ryanhuman) | 80.15 | 97% | 2012-07-26 |
| 19377. | nathan (kokohead12) | 80.14 | 91% | 2013-12-27 |
| 19378. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 80.14 | 99% | 2017-07-07 |
| 19379. | (singalong_monkey) | 80.14 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 19380. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 80.14 | 96% | 2013-05-13 |
| 19381. | Jotaro (udetha) | 80.14 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 19382. | 1060 (thquirrels) | 80.14 | 95% | 2017-03-13 |
| 19383. | murker! (murker) | 80.14 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 19384. | Bari (gamesbond) | 80.14 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 19385. | Melvin (melvin_fernandez3) | 80.13 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 19386. | RyanC (crosstcob) | 80.13 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 19387. | Marius Helgi (icelandiccuck) | 80.13 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 19388. | yebbydebby (y3bkwak) | 80.13 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 19389. | Taeha (shouren) | 80.13 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 19390. | A (ohyoturtles) | 80.13 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |