I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9251. | Anton (antype) | 92.05 | 96.4% | 2023-11-14 |
| 9252. | Liu (liusbl) | 92.05 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 9253. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_x) | 92.04 | 97.6% | 2023-08-04 |
| 9254. | Sara (scbaxter) | 92.04 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
| 9255. | Brandon (bryoo364) | 92.04 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9256. | Jimmy (jimmy_sandwhichfingers) | 92.04 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9257. | Roy (royroyking) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9258. | swag (swagmaster881) | 92.04 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 9259. | doge (muchtypewow) | 92.04 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
| 9260. | Neelie (neeliee) | 92.01 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9261. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 92.01 | 99.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| 9262. | Rasmus (sbares) | 92.01 | 97.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 9263. | Nicholas (nicholas_68) | 92.01 | 95% | 2017-02-10 |
| 9264. | Khan (mani_khan) | 92.00 | 99.4% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9265. | Steven (boomkat) | 92.00 | 99% | 2020-07-20 |
| 9266. | Memat (memat) | 92.00 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 9267. | sarah (svpham9) | 91.99 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 9268. | Tim (tjson) | 91.99 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9269. | Uder (uder) | 91.99 | 92% | 2017-05-07 |
| 9270. | Nikola (shporet) | 91.98 | 99% | 2019-06-28 |
| 9271. | Smilax (smilax_09) | 91.98 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9272. | TatsumakiX (tatsumakix) | 91.98 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9273. | Jean (jetowl) | 91.97 | 98% | 2025-11-11 |
| 9274. | Petter (ph140) | 91.97 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9275. | fongof (fongof) | 91.97 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 9276. | BBTech19 (bbtech19) | 91.96 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 9277. | (6kg_rat) | 91.96 | 97.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 9278. | zerone (iamzerone) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9279. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 91.96 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9280. | Duxh (duxh) | 91.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |