So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4087. | Steven (sren) | 102.49 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 4088. | ghobeere jao (godknowswhy) | 102.48 | 94% | 2012-01-06 |
| 4089. | sly (slymaster11) | 102.47 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4090. | Paruki- (paruki) | 102.47 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
| 4091. | Nick (nickavv) | 102.47 | 96% | 2011-12-08 |
| 4092. | Pratik (dudepc) | 102.46 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 4093. | Nyfxe (nyfee) | 102.46 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 4094. | Tien (thetientran) | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4095. | Roy (700volvo) | 102.45 | 93% | 2016-03-19 |
| 4096. | Luke (trunks911) | 102.45 | 91% | 2014-04-06 |
| 4097. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 102.44 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 4098. | phant0m (phant0m) | 102.44 | 94% | 2014-06-01 |
| 4099. | Scott (wuzertheloser) | 102.44 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 4100. | Ivan (idjuric) | 102.43 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 4101. | Charles (ch1pper) | 102.43 | 97% | 2013-04-23 |
| 4102. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 102.42 | 96% | 2014-12-04 |
| 4103. | Uder (uder) | 102.41 | 95% | 2014-01-02 |
| 4104. | C (cooperred) | 102.40 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 4105. | Nick (petsounds) | 102.40 | 97% | 2015-01-11 |
| 4106. | Allen (xs_ageart) | 102.39 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 4107. | Petar (herrokan) | 102.39 | 98% | 2016-05-16 |
| 4108. | Joe (jrobins) | 102.39 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 4109. | Ashley (ashleymarie2290) | 102.39 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 4110. | Matthew (mattdarien) | 102.38 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4111. | klo (klozig) | 102.38 | 96% | 2016-09-15 |
| 4112. | Sam (bombasticslug) | 102.38 | 98% | 2016-02-11 |
| 4113. | wRadion (wradion) | 102.36 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 4114. | Ethan (zeroch) | 102.35 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 4115. | Aurik (goldrik) | 102.35 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 4116. | chaotic_iak (chaotic_iak) | 102.35 | 98% | 2013-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |