The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12951. | Ryan (_rdm_) | 83.71 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 12952. | Chris (splixerr) | 83.71 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 12953. | Flamin_ (flamin_) | 83.71 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 12954. | L (ynajd) | 83.71 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12955. | j (swaggingpickle) | 83.71 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 12956. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 12957. | Melissa (melissathatsme) | 83.70 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 12958. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 83.70 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 12959. | Gabe (psychicpal) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 12960. | qqii (thelostqqii) | 83.69 | 97% | 2016-02-18 |
| 12961. | OnlySkillz (onlyskillz) | 83.69 | 88% | 2015-03-20 |
| 12962. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 83.69 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12963. | favour (teempakguy) | 83.69 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12964. | jacob (iljain) | 83.69 | 89% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12965. | Diego (diego_vizia) | 83.69 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 12966. | Catriona (shibumi) | 83.69 | 98% | 2011-10-27 |
| 12967. | Jeremy (dyslexichobo) | 83.68 | 85% | 2013-05-19 |
| 12968. | JAT236 (jat236) | 83.68 | 95% | 2014-06-04 |
| 12969. | Justin (justincheah) | 83.68 | 94% | 2013-12-24 |
| 12970. | ubermeow (ubermeow) | 83.68 | 96% | 2022-05-15 |
| 12971. | Nial (nialj618) | 83.68 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12972. | Christy (tafinch) | 83.68 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12973. | Eric (airicc) | 83.68 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12974. | mijac (mijac) | 83.68 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 12975. | Edward (kion) | 83.68 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 12976. | Mobbie (mobbie) | 83.68 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 12977. | Melo (melodye) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-11-12 |
| 12978. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 83.68 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 12979. | krow (krow123) | 83.68 | 95% | 2015-01-20 |
| 12980. | frank (frankpc) | 83.67 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |