So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16750. | Axy (complexity) | 73.41 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 16751. | Alex (dippyshere) | 73.40 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16752. | Andrew (kirbyslayer) | 73.40 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
| 16753. | Go Go Goooo! (gogocarol) | 73.40 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 16754. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 73.40 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 16755. | ritow (biltis) | 73.40 | 100% | 2012-08-12 |
| 16756. | Phyotic (demondrone) | 73.39 | 89% | 2016-09-13 |
| 16757. | Xebion (xebion) | 73.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16758. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 73.39 | 94% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16759. | Chetan (encore) | 73.39 | 95% | 2012-11-22 |
| 16760. | emae (emae08) | 73.39 | 91% | 2015-11-02 |
| 16761. | Lea (pinxter) | 73.38 | 94% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16762. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 73.38 | 95% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16763. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 73.38 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 16764. | Kerollos (pesticidez) | 73.38 | 92% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16765. | Valyns (valyns) | 73.38 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 16766. | Nikki (niknak13) | 73.37 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 16767. | fuapica (fuapica) | 73.37 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 16768. | Uber (ubaer) | 73.37 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
| 16769. | acrymoore (acrymoore) | 73.37 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 16770. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 73.37 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 16771. | Tram (pydu222) | 73.37 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 16772. | khater (giftedkhater) | 73.36 | 96.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 16773. | Shruf (shruf) | 73.36 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| 16774. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 73.36 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16775. | arjun22 (arjun22) | 73.36 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16776. | Parag (parag776) | 73.35 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 16777. | alex (alexyan) | 73.35 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 16778. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 73.35 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16779. | - (chicharrin) | 73.35 | 95% | 2012-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |