Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1986. | Arun (arun4033622) | 55.66 | 94% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1987. | Vincent (waldoo) | 55.65 | 94% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1988. | Garrett (joejoefriez) | 55.64 | 94% | 2018-04-24 |
| 1989. | Alexander (abildsoe) | 55.63 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1990. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 55.63 | 94% | 2018-07-10 |
| 1991. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 55.63 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1992. | Evill (evill) | 55.60 | 94% | 2017-07-25 |
| 1993. | Raoul (krazyhunter) | 55.60 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 1994. | Julien (amaimon43) | 55.60 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1995. | Ickooo (gamerchancer) | 55.58 | 94% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1996. | Alejandro (akakmx) | 55.57 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1997. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 55.53 | 94% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1998. | mike (yyu2017) | 55.52 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1999. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 55.51 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2000. | Jason (lsoer) | 55.49 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2001. | Lars (aaberg) | 55.47 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2002. | Rain (u96e8) | 55.46 | 96% | 2018-03-17 |
| 2003. | Itype67wpm (oohaydavid28) | 55.44 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2004. | Joshua (joshuagil23) | 55.41 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
| 2005. | vishal (vishalkirthic@yahoo... | 55.41 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2006. | Akshay (chugha) | 55.40 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 2007. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 55.38 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2008. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 55.36 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
| 2009. | Chipper (chipperdiglett) | 55.33 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2010. | SeaTang (seatang) | 55.31 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2011. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 2012. | Farid (farid_mdr11) | 55.26 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 2013. | Scott (ss1088) | 55.26 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 2014. | Isaiah (fknyoza) | 55.26 | 94% | 2018-07-18 |
| 2015. | Declan (deccazz) | 55.25 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |