Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2787. | Danny (spackers) | 77.63 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2788. | matt (matterz5) | 77.61 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2789. | Bobokin (bookin123) | 77.61 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2790. | Strength (fingeringtrainer) | 77.59 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2791. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 77.59 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 2792. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 77.56 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2793. | Matthew (thefinchler) | 77.56 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 2794. | AJ287772 (aj287772) | 77.56 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2795. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 77.56 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2796. | Ramona (ramonaflowers101) | 77.56 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2797. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 77.55 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2798. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 77.54 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2799. | Phu (sleepiness) | 77.54 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 2800. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 77.53 | 99% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2801. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 77.52 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2802. | Austen (astnw) | 77.52 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2803. | Tyrell (tyypapi) | 77.49 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 2804. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 77.48 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 2805. | dje (djebou) | 77.46 | 99% | 2020-10-23 |
| 2806. | Umbro (umbro689) | 77.46 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 2807. | Aaron (aaronjt12) | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 2808. | Jordan (itsyordyay) | 77.42 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 2809. | karsten (gamer112) | 77.41 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2810. | Silent (silent_solous) | 77.41 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 2811. | Vivern (vivern) | 77.39 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 2812. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 77.39 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2813. | Chris (greeniskeen) | 77.38 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2814. | George (turtlerocker) | 77.35 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2815. | joseph (cranetao) | 77.34 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2816. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 77.31 | 95% | 2018-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |